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Joke of the Day

"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."

"i must be really good on the phone Whenever I call a company, they tell me they are going to use my call for training purposes."

"Jesus walked on water, babies are 75% water, I walked on babies, therefore, I am... In jail. I am in jail."

"Damn girl, are you r/Jokes? Because your shit's getting old."

"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"

"The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ""Why so glum Chum?"" asked the kindly stranger. ""If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"""

"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"