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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a positive transformer? Optimist Prime"
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"I really can't walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your man."
"Siri, are you a funny reference any more?"
"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."
"I have a bad ping. It might be terminal."
"Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says ""open wide"" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date"
"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"
"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"