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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
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"What is a rifle with three barrels? A trifle."
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."
"Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No I was playing throw with her!"
"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer"" from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"