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Joke of the Day
"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."
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"A group of protesters are in front of a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant."""
"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"A woman goes to up to a bar and orders a Double Entrendre... So the barman gave her one."
"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""
"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"