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Joke of the Day

"(sure hope reddit doesn't hate racist jokes) What's the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I'd miss six million dollars!"

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"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger..."
"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"[being robbed] Me: careful.. I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun"
"I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital."
"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"