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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!"

"How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March? That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard."

"Why did the blind kid fail geometry? He didnt see the point."

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."

"Joke look into the mirror"

"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"

"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."

"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"

"A man and a boy were walking in the woods... A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says ""I'm scared,"" and the man replies ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""