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Joke of the Day

"Joke look into the mirror"

"I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty."

"Peyton Manning walks into a bar. ... to watch the Super Bowl."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped Snow White."

"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."

"A man has just been diagnosed with a terminal illness... Man: ""So Doc, how long have I got to live?"" Doctor: ""Seven..."" Man: ""Seven? Seven what? Years? Months?"" Doctor: ""Six... Five..."""

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"Trump will be President until 2020 It would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic..."

"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."