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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins I'm moving to my last Sim City 2000 save file."

"I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name."

"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."

"Called Comcast to see about dropping my service and long story short, If anyone wants to watch Showtime, call me on one of my 36 landlines."

"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."

"Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference."

"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"

"Can someone give me an arrow? I knee'd it."

"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"