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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
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"I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know... Oreos."
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"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."
"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""