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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"When's sex not work? When it's for play."

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."

"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"

"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."

"Why Math is like Sex?"

"Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket"