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Joke of the Day
"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"
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"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."
"I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore."
"""And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"" - Rosetta Stoned"
"And He said unto Mike, ""Come forth and have eternal life."" But Mike came fifth, and won a blender."
"[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."
"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."
"How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!"
"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"