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Joke of the Day
"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."
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"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""
"I heard the Boston Marathon wasn't very good this year... No one really blew away the competition."
"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"
"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"
"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."
"Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside? --- HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"
"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."