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Joke of the Day
"I heard the Boston Marathon wasn't very good this year... No one really blew away the competition."
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"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."
"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""
"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"
"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"
"What's the maximum velocity while having sex? 68, cause at 69 you flip over"
"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."