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Joke of the Day
"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."
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"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel? A retardis."
"I've haven't made up my mind on masturbation... ...on one hand it feels good."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"
"So a man asks a rabbi... ""Do you make a lot of money doing circumcisions?"" To which the Rabbi replies: ""Not really, but I get to keep the tips."""
"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"Why don t women have men s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in"