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Joke of the Day

"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""

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"[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it"