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Joke of the Day

"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""

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"I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two."
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."
"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1. People who aren't good with numbers"
"[start of interview] Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand but spill his coffee everywhere* Interviewer: ...welcome to BP"