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Joke of the Day

"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort."""

"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"

"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."

"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"

"I have a job circumcising elephants at the zoo... The pay sucks, but the tips are great!"

"Let's see here... Said the blind to the deaf."

"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"

"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"