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Joke of the Day

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""

"Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? A: He wanted to take a month off."

"Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man"

"Reddit gold is a lot like Nazi gold Accumulated over the corpses of people you've burned"

"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."

"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""

"Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said? Watt?"

"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."

"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."