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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant"
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"Chuck Norris know's Victoria's Secret."
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
"Man sees a kangaroo sitting in a movie theater ""Are you a kangaroo?"" asked the man, surprised. ""Yes."" ""What are you doing at the movies?"" The kangaroo replied, ""Well, I liked the book."""
"Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform. (Also his domestic platform.)"
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"
"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"