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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the belt? You hang around I'll go on ahead"
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"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."
"The best stories ever told always end with the words""...and then I got the hell out of there."""
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"
"My friend is like a Jew during WWII In the closet."
"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."
"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."
"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"
"Someone once said, ""Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life."" So, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!"