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Joke of the Day

"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"

"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"

"A man goes to the doctor for an exam... ... the doctor looks at him and says, ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asks the man. ""Because I'm trying to examine you,"" says the doctor."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"When I was young, I played the triangle in a reggae band. I just used to stand at the back 'n' ting."

"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"

"*sees a cat yawning* How the hell can you be tired?"

"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"

"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."

"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""