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Joke of the Day

"They say religion is the opiate of the masses Makes sense, because when I go to church I nod off... (This is actually a joke I made up. Thought I'd share)"

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"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"Who is The best Jewish baker? Adolf Hitler"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"
"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See you next period!"
"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey"
"If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?"