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Joke of the Day

"Just found out I've been eating women's energy bars for the past few months. No side effects except making 30% less money than I used to"

"Trying to screw with my friend by making him into a meme Please Share this. https://imgflip.com/i/p7bm5"

"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."

"An xbox and a ps4 were attacked .. here comes the ambulance WII U WII U WII U"

"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."

"Are you British Explorer James Cook? Cuz I wanna turn yo land down under into a penal colony."

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"

"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."

"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"