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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other? Irene"

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."

"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."

"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."

"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife."

"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."