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Joke of the Day
"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."
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"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."
"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"
"You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon"
"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."
"What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels"
"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."
"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"
"Some people follow their dreams, I follow lunatics on the internet."