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Joke of the Day

"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"

"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"

"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."

"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"

"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."

"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"

"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"

"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"

"What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !"

"How I met your father announced. Starring me and your mom."