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Joke of the Day

"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""

"[Takes dog to park] *waits for romantic comedy to begin"

"We should all be donating more to mental health charities It really is *fundamental*."

"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."

"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."

"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"

"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."

"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."

"Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning."

"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."