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Joke of the Day
"Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you."
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"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"
"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"
"Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico"
"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"
"I could not stop my baby boy from crying so I poured no tears shampoo in his eyes, it didn't work."
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."
"I'm always good at figuring out who dies first in a movie but sometimes directors fuck with me by casting too many black people..."