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Joke of the Day
"What do Peacocks mate with? Peacunts"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick."
"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."
"What is red and white and red and white and red and ....? Santa Clause rolling down a hill"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."
"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement"
"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"
"I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him."