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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion"

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."

"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"

"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."

"I saw a midget escaping from jail the other day He was looking down on me as he climbed down a rope. I though to myself, that's a little con descending"