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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."

"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."

"What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense."

"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"

"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW One doesn't come on your face until your twelve"

"A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids."

"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."