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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."

"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"

"[on date] girl: ""id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"" henry the eighth: ""our food sure is taking a while"""

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"Dang girl you're so hot because you have all the physical attributes that the general media has conditioned me to find attractive."

"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."

"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."