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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."

"Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job."

"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."

"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"