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Joke of the Day
"What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents."
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"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."
"My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur."
"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."
"What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."
"If you see me tied to a horse please know I don't own one so whoever robbed me has gone out of their way to make me look like a fool."
"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"
"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."
"Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!"