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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."
"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""
"What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
"It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:"
"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."
"How can you tell if your water is about to break? Someone from Flint puts a glass between your legs"