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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"I got my head cut off [removed]"
"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."
"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."
"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
"Reddit servers."
"I love the concept of karma. It means all the people I've been fucking over and mistreating must of had it coming."
"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."