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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
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"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."
"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"
"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"
"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."
"Why USD erected so fast? Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC?"
"Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one."