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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
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"How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions."
"If a Prius goes into a drift... Does that mean it's the electric slide?"
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents? Roommates"
"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."
"Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English."
"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"
"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood. It's the only way I know how to exorcise."