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Joke of the Day
"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""
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"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."
"What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream? Lack-toes intolerant"
"What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about? Michael Jackson"
"""Well grandma,"" I said, ""this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "" She shouted, ""Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"""
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
"Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won't swallow."
"Dwayne Johnson, paper, scissors"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. No pubes."
"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."