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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"

"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"

"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."

"Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens."

"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""

"What's the best way to piss off your best friend? Stand on top of his head and make it rain."

"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."

"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."

"Did you hear about the meteorologist competition? The losers got precipitation trophies."

"Tater Tots is a much better name than the original Crispy Potato Embryos."