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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""

"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."

"I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count socks with sandals."

"The old lady at the bank An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts."

"""Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?"" ""you mean cheese?"" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] ""that does make more sense actually"""