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Joke of the Day
"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."
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"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."
"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"
"What did the dog say to the pig? ""You are such a bore."""
"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"
"Nothing is too good for my girlfriend on Valentines day... I tried to get her nothing, but she was too good for that."
"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."
"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""
"Insult Joke P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: Why? P1: To get to the little bitch's house. P1: Knock knock P1: Who's there? P2: The chicken"
"Made a sex robot out of the Xbox and now I'm at the free clinic getting this red ring of death looked at."