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Joke of the Day

"Made a sex robot out of the Xbox and now I'm at the free clinic getting this red ring of death looked at."

"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"

"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"

"*4YO and I slo-mo run towards each other* 4: I didn't pee the bed daddy! Me: Me neither! *big hug* It was a big night for both of us."

"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"

"God is a sock He saves your sole"

"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."

"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"

"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."

"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"