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Joke of the Day

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"

"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"

"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards? He's just there so he won't get slimed."

"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."

"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline."

"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"

"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."