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Joke of the Day

"My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated."

"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"

"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"

"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"I'm shopping for groceries in an unfamiliar store and now I know how old people feel when they try to use a smartphone."

"Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. They're cheaper the day after Valentine's Day."

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"