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Joke of the Day
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
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"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"
"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."
"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."
"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?"
"Two midgets got married They found their other half"
"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""