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Joke of the Day

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"This sub Reddit is like rain on a mountain We don't know where it's going but it's going downhill fucking fast"

"me: good morning, Linda Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice"

"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"

"Why are black people like sperm? Only one in a million actually works."

"""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Probably photos, reflective surfaces, things of that nature."

"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."

"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."