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Joke of the Day

"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."

"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."

"I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers."

"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"

"I dont want to make a joke but I really want to hear the most cancerous joke you know. If I get 100 of them I will show them all to my friend who hates cancerous jokes."

"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"

"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"

"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."

"college is a lot like kindergarten except instead of going to school im smoking weed in my dorm at 1 pm"