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Joke of the Day

"How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark."

"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"

"I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage."

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."

"Ketchup Bottle Joke [Source Inside]"

"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."

"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"

"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"

"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."