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Joke of the Day

"Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."

"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."

"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."

"I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation."

"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."

"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."

"My ten year old made me pay him $10 to do the dishes, so I mugged him on his way to the bathroom because, you know, life lesson."

"They found a mysterious hole in the fence of our local nudist colony. The police are looking into it."