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Joke of the Day

"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."

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"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."
"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."
"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."
"Why couldn't Harry play basketball? Because he's got no arms."
"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"
"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."