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Joke of the Day
"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"
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"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."
"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"
"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."
"Holding down the power button until my device turns off feels like strangling someone until they stop breathing. Except I usually hope my device turns back on."
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"
"Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs!"
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"midterms and finals are like prayers to god. i never get answers."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."