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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough? When the (w)hole job's done."
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. And two half-wits don't make a wit."
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
"Instagram's down? What am I supposed to with my food, eat it?"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult? To get to the other side."
"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"
"Every time my husband hides my pants, I have sex with him. Don't tell him I have more than one pair."
"What do you call a boner at an early morning funeral? Mourning wood"
"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."
"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"