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Joke of the Day
"Instagram's down? What am I supposed to with my food, eat it?"
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"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."
"Who won the Asian cooking contest? It was a Thai!"
"If you get divorced in West Virginia... Are you still considered brother and sister?"
"Instead of the Maternity Ward they should have called it the New Releases section."
"So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping"
"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."
"Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. . . The bartender yells, ""Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"""
"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"