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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken limp across the road? Because it was a lame joke."
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"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans... ...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you."
"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."
"I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat."
"Hey billy jokes? Need some more Billy & Highliner Jokes. One is ""Hey billy you ever been to sea"" ""No Captain Highliner but I have been blown ashore"""
"Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."
"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"What do you call a bar in Star Wars? A space bar."
"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet."
"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"