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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
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"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."
"[Dad jokes anonymous] ""...and I'm clean 30 days"" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD ""DAMN IT, JERRY!"""
"How do you define a will? Hint: It's a dead giveaway."
"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."
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"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"