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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"
"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"
"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"
"Did you know that no matter how much you move a piece of paper, It remains stationary..."
"Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door ""Back in 30 minutes"" so he sat down to wait for himself?"
"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"
"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"
"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."